It would be so sexy if whenever I came into a room fog would curl around my ankles
(via 1-800-striders)
me: academy awards don’t matter
also me: *watches the oscars like it’s the superbowl*
(via arthurflleck)
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
(via itsagifnotagif)